It is COMPLETE!

That is right. The first issue of the first comic of the first... Is completed. Yes, yes, I know, you all cheer. But you ask me... "Tim, when can we see it? I mean, if you weren't such a fag you'd have it uploaded"... Ha-ha, but as you know, I'm merely the pen-jockey, this dang-fabbled inter-nets confuses me and since I'm incompetent, Sir Joshua is taking care of everything.

However, since you are my LOYAL fans, I will give you a treat... A preview of the first page... JUST FOR YOU! For you guys!



Now of course we can't show you EVERYTHING. You must subscribe for a measily 12.99 a page subscription to "Timothy's Sexy Comixs" to get everything with NO CENSORSHIP! This kinda comic doesn't come around everywhere... I show'd you a little nip in panel 3. Hehe, but I know you curious guys out there can't... WON'T settle for that.

So subscribe now!

Or just wait until we get a host at that Transplant place or whatever.

Oh shit! Joshua's coming, don't tell him I'm using the computer and not drawing, I can't get done again!

Socks, -ocks, and one Cock.

Today, my sister came to me, and she said "Socktopus". Confused, she told me, "It must be purple". So, after a while contemplating exactly WHAT she meant... This is what became.



Now, I've had this drawing for a while. I thought how was the best way to represent ME. And I figured, "By GOD! I'm a manly-statue of man-sauce, and since I'm a BRILLIANT artist, why not represent myself in a style that most people can relate to." That's right, Future-Dr. Timothy Bower, drawn like the Grinch.


And how sexy would I look... In colour?!


So, that's it for today folk. Tune in for more of my awesome-ness, and remember... I'm a man that you can worship, even if you don't know who I am.

It is time...

Yes, finally after Amazon's quick delivery of nearly two weeks, my Wacom Intous3 6x9 Tablet has finally arrived. And I could not be more pleased. Now, I was going to post some of my previous stuff, but then I thought that'd be TOO whoring myself out. DeviantArt is where old crap belongs. So now I give you...

Brand New Crap!

Now, these are some of the first things I did with my Tablet, and will be appearing in the new comic my good pal and I are supplying for you. Yes, Joshua "P" slams you with the funnies, the tears, the excitment, the heartbreak that is the story, but just like how Odin needs his Thor, I bring down the hammer with some of the art!

I so call dibs on Thor.

We got some Dr. Cox deliverin' some bad news.

Some Klahad duping with wit.

And some Beett layin' down the truth.





That's all for today. I'll make sure to post some stuff when people start caring. Considering I'm fairly sure I'm one of the biggest jackasses of all time sitting here talking like there is more than 3 people glancing at the pictures.

A begining

Yes indeed, I have decided that I'm such a grand star in this world, that I should make my blog before my name is known. For those who know not of me, I am Timothy Brian Bower, illustrator, artist, and yes, hack. Y'see, I'm the popular artist of the popular comic THE TRIALS OF KLAHAD OF THE ABYSS. Yes, that's right, that's me. And yes, I know it's not actually released, but I thought I'd get ahead of the game, and jump on the blog band-wagon for my future adoring fans. And I know nobody is reading this, but y'know what.

I'm an overachiever.

A sexy trait, I know.