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Monday, July 16, 2007

What's Manly?




COLONEL MASCULINE:
Agent of H.U.R.T.
(Hazard.Utilization.Reversal.Tactics.)

Job Requirements:

Fighting Nazi Gorilla's with Flamethrowers on Hoverboards
Fighting T-Rexs with Gattling Gun and Chainsaw Arms
Fighting Zippo, the Karate Bear, Master of Judo
And of course,
Fighting Sgt. Blitzkreig and his Axis Four

Sounds like a regular half hour for Colonel Masculine!

Whether it's stopping Doctor O using his latest World Domination scheme, or fighting Vampire Squid aboard the S.S. U.S. of A. Or even stopping Communist plots to mind-control Yetis to blow up the Glaciers to scare the world of Global Warming to drown the world!

Who knows what happens next?

Y'never know!! Maybe Yokiyuji, his H.U.R.T. intern partner who's looking for his parents killers, might find the Rising Sun and bring him to justice... With a bomb. Or maybe Colonel Masculine's best friend and partner Barbara "Barby" Barnes and him will have to deactivate a plane placed with bombs over the Atlantic... With an attack by the mighty hydra from the depths of the sea?! Or perhaps he'll go an adventure with Chief of H.U.R.T. General Hurtz! A rugged Civil War hero who replaced all his organs with steam powered versions so that he may protect the world from evil forever! And maybe the Professor will have a mission for Colonel Masculine to shrink to the size of an atom to fight off the new Soviet Mini-Marine's to plant a microscopic H-Bomb!!

This shit's nuts!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Just saw the new Potter

Oh fuckin' Neville.

Dobby's never gonna get a scene now!

"Kreacher will not insult Harry Potter in front of Neville, no he won't, or Neville will shut Kreacher's mouth for him!" cried Neville in a high-pitched voice.

Monday, July 9, 2007

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